Vulenier

Girl: I love you, dear
Boy: I love you too.
Boy: So, How much do you love me?
Girl: Hmm.. How much do you love me then?
Boy: I love you more than I love you!

Girl: You meant to say you love me more than I love you right?
Boy: Ah, what did I say?
Girl faints.

Girl: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Boy: I x 10, Love x 10, You x 10
Girl: Aren't you supposed to say I Love You x 10???
Boy: Ok, I love you x 100!
Girl: Why don't you just say I love you to the power of infinity??
Boy: Hmm... I love you to the power of the power of infinity!